What's He Got To Smile For?

I mean, not like I know or nothin' but since when were cameras other than the standard polaroid allowed in prison during visiting hours? I thought they checked for that kinda stuff at the gate. And while I question that, my first instinct was to go in on 'ole boy behind the glass, bu his " vistt then I figured he was smilin' 'cause they more than likely have that "standard prison arrangement" - where she continues to put money on his books, allows him to call her crib and her relatives cribs "collect" all hours of the day and night, and she stands in line for 3 or more hours just to come visit him every week only to be told once she's finally admitted in that a fight jus' broke out in cell block C and the entire facility is now on lockdown so she wasted her day for nothin'. With perks like that, hell, why wouldn't he smile!? The jokes on her, 'cause if he's been given a release date, you and I both know all them prison promises gon' evaporate into thin air. Now with that all that said, she need to take off that plastic belt and close her damn sweater.

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And Beauty Is Her Name....

This could either be her driver's license photo....her profile picture on Match.com....or her mug shot for doin' somethin' ungodly only to wind up caught by the fuzz.

What ever the case, it's a whole lot that's wrong here. If there's one pet peeve that I cannot STAND, it's a piece of hair stickin' up on a grown woman's head.
She look like she jus' bit thru somebody's leather couch and enjoyed it. Or she jus' ran sacked a gang of important mail with her mouth like a crazy house dog that had way too much time on his hands. Over there lookin' like she'll do anythang strange for a piece of change.

Work Release Sucks

You know what? When bills gotta be paid, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do but that don't mean you need to be takin' pictures in whatever uniform yo' gig throw at yo' ass. This is stupid. He looks like he's been drinkin' and smokin' somethin' strong all at the same time, wit' them dreadlocks on his head, over there doin' that standard photography pose.

Only a fool would play along wit' him and the whole idea that he's the "Mall Santa" for this year. Maybe at a swap meet, yeah, but not no legitimate mall.

Bad Nyquil Ad

Musta not been in the contract for my man up top to review the final film roll before this one shot was chosen to go wit' that Nyquil add he signed on for.

Dude, that's a BAD picture. LOL!

Leave it to Eve to discover this such a beautiful face in In Shape magazine of all places.

The man looks like a effin' corpse! I mean, damn, they couldn't do, like a side profile instead of an aerial view? Nah, I think any view they took woulda been bad. Nose and mouth all swole up like that. I hope the check was worth it.

Speculated Anatomy Of A Homie

I'll never understand why the shirt has to be THAT big and the pants have to hang THAT low. Better hope a pit don't get after his ass. Tryna to run with pants on like that, nigga ain't gettin' too far.

So Wrong

So, so wrong.

She Didn't Think Anyone Would Notice

If this is you, and you was on some train out in Houston TX last week, my friend in the head, E-V-E was sittin' across from you, laughin' and decided to take a picture of yo' big ass.

She was talkin' about the shirt you had on that you was wearin' like it was a dress, when it wasn't.

and the fact that you had the nerve to have what appeared to be a tattoo on that hamhock of a thigh you have. Just to be on the safe side, next time you come out, you might wanna throw on a longer skirt or a madd pair of overalls and wouldn't nobody be anonymously snappin' your picture and pressing "send" on their phone.

I'd Have To Question The Editor On This One

Um........

Why everybody naked? Or I should say "top-less" and meshed together all close like they in a "group" shot? They ain't never heard of a panoramic setting on a camera? Seem like whose ever idea this was and who had the final approval on this, got some heavy explaining to do. I know times is tough and a check is a check but come on. You mean to tell me not one of them dudes on the cover felt some kinda way about what this was gon' look like? Hell, all somebody woulda had to do was replace the first "I" in "Livin" and replace that b*tch with a "O" and we'd be none the wiser.

How Long Do You Think It Took?

For his disgusting behind to squeeze them tight ass shorts up over his narrow tail?

The man has no regard for his dangle berries.

Are Those Her Drawls?

There are times when I'm so proud to be black and then there are other times....

*Sigh*

And yes, that's her areola. ( far right )

“You are who you associate with. Look around at your five closest friends and that’s who you are. If you don’t want to be that person....... you know what you gotta do.”-Will Smith

'nuff said.

Thanks Erika~