Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Bunny: "THIS Muthaf***a...."

Animals are dope. LMAO.
I guess the fox got tired of his stomach growlin' and felt like the the sun wasn't tryin' to "set" fast enough in order for him to get his game plan on in the protection of the night.
I rolled when I saw the look on the bunny's face. He watchin' the whole thing go down and his life is probably flashin' before his poor eyes while that "G" of a fox done figured out how to get his ass out. ROFLMAO.
Even worse, the owner who more than likely built that shanty cage brought the camera out, to document the "unfair brawl" that's about to happen, instead of protecting the bunny.
*my eyes are watering from laughter*
The stress level of the rabbit is at a all time high right now. His ears are probably itchin' and everything 'cause he knows it's "about to go down".
That fox is comin' for that ass and he's hungry. Starved, and if animals could curse, I know that bunny would be sayin' every 4 letter word in the book.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Evian Babies

Too Cute!

You cannot watch this without crackin' a smile

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Had Them Cameras Not Been There And PLANNED..

They woulda billy clubbed her belligerent black ass to high heaven. She in no way shape or form represents all black people, nor does she represent the residents of LA. I know this is her house and what not but she obviously ain't been in a good fight in a WHILE to be ridin' at folks like this. She need to get that notty ass, dry ass, dead ass mat on her head pushed BACK. Over there tellin' the female cop "Why don't you come for me, you the woman!" ROFLMAO! This crazy broad sized them up as soon as they walked thru the door. She saw their docile eyes and the cameras and she decided to show them jus' how big of a coon she could be - sick or not. Had they been 15 year + veterans from the LAPD, she woulda had 10 pair of feet on her back, a whole bunch of pushin' and shovin' and her ass tied up in a serious choke hold next to her plant and a gang of broken dishes. Her wig woulda been layin' next to her, along with her 2 front teeth. They left, tryin' to show some kinda respect but had them cameras not been on, and she was dealin' with a cop that was havin' a bad day, that b*tch woulda had a fastly swung, hot ass, stick cracked upside her head and a false charge for resisting arrest. I'm jus' sayin'.

Thanks Ariel B for the link!

Skills

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'Nuff said.

Ain't No Good Ventilation....

But them niggas got cable.
Whoever made that building was wrong for them windows.
That sh** don't even look like they open. You know them kinda project windows that be painted shut? Ain't nothin' about this picture right. Judgin' by all that graffiti, i'm surprised them dishes are even still there. I wonder if this is 3 different apartments and if so, I bet them walls are paper thin. Not only that, but that would mean somebody sharin' a window on the bottom. If this AIN'T 3 seperate apartments, then somebody trippin', footin' more than one Dish bill, livin' in a squalor like that.

Obsessed MJ Fan Gets Car Repoed

At first gander at this clip, I wasn't prepared for "Johnny's antics" and he's either acting (bad) or he's foreal-foreal disturbed. In any case, if he really is mental, then mom damn sure shouldn'tna went back in the house and called his ass to come out before the re-po men gaffled up his wack ride. Roflmao @ Eve for noticin' his dad say "Johnny, why'd you do that? I told you he was crazy!" Thanks for the link, girl!

No Respect

The hell is goin' on here??? They done went and messed up this old man's ENTIRE game. How you gon' have pop's or grandpop's layin' on top of a mattress to secure it so it don't come off on the highway!? Somebody don't give a damn is HE comes off on the highway. What if his hands go to sleep, or a bug flies in his face causin' an ill-thought out swat technique that makes him lose HIS and the bed's balance!? Come on, man! Then somebody got the nerve to roll up and take a picture of my man, further stabbing in the knife of disrespect. I wouldn't be surprised if he was on his way to a old folks' home and that was HIS mattress he was ridin' on. SMH.

She Don't Give A Damn What You Think

This lady straight went in the drawls with a wash rag in broad day light.

I take it she got tired of waitin' for her turn to get in the bathroom. Either that or she's homeless and found a broken spout and decided to handle her "sour" business right there - in which...I can't hate her for that. Nobody wants to walk around with offensive fumes in their honey comb hideout. She'd do well to suggest doin' the same thing to them though. Outside'a that, if you recognize that flat, boxed booty of hers, get yo' girl. She can't be outside doin' this thinkin' she ain't gon' hear a "unh unh" from somebody walkin' by.

Shout out to my girl Ariel B. for the link!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

They Really Tryin' To Sell These

HA HA HA HA HA!
They went and tailored the ugliest dogs they could find and made them joints into some kicks.
FEET KICKS!
LMAO!!!

Why the knuckle hair so long!? You can braid that sh** and put rubber bands on it. What are they supposed to do when their "real" feet inside get sweaty? Oh my goodness, you know they stink somethin' awful!

Yeah, okay. Try comin' to my house for a date with a pair of those on and watch what happens. Or better yet, a job interview. I'm reachin' but foreal. Say your house burns down and these are the only pair of shoes that survived and you got a interview in the mornin'. ROFLMAO!

The more I look at them, the more I want a pair just for the reaction. These things HAVE to be custom made. They have to.

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You Know What?

Okay, Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what? His fury ass would get no run! NO RUN!!!
I seen this crap before and I know a couple of y'all might have too, but a repost is a repost, and his ASS is "discussion worthy".
I bet his sheets and bathroom STAY filthy, and laced with fur all the time.
He got his GOD awful nerve layin in the bed like this, butt naked-nude, sleep! Now yo' nappy back and cheeks are online! I don't even KNOW him and I feel like coughin' up a fur ball!
*squints and shudders*
Much like y'all homeboy right here, this is a RELATIONSHIP BREAKER!
*judging him* layin' there sleep. Got the nerve to be comfortable!
I don't even WANNA know what his package looks like! Probably looks like a fur muff! You know one of them furry joints rich chicks be stuffin' their hands thru in the winter time!?
Disgusting!!!
After you get thru hackin' up that fur ball in your throat, you'll wanna thank my girl Deygogrl for puttin' this nappy man on the chopping block for dissection.