I Can't Call It

Kelis caught on tape doin' the "humpty dumpty" with another man other than Nas?

Wendy Williams says that's a fact but you know, Illseed raises a good question when he asked "was this before or after she got married to Nas?"

Word around the block for a cool minute was that they was some "irregular freaks" and all but after Carmen ( Nas's ex and common-law wife ) did what she did repeatedly with Jay-Z and Allen Iverson, I'm sure he won't be too unfamiliar with the pain if this rumor turns into truth, but oh the embarrassment if she HAS been creepin'.

O-Dizzle, I know that's yo' girl and all but i'ma need you to vouch for her or somethin' 'cause this ain't lookin' too good.

I never understood the concept of "taping a smash session" in the first place. Is it to watch your technique? How do these things wind up in the hands of the wrong people? That should NEVER happen unless you were in the process of moving out of your house and all your tapes spilled out of a box and you failed to retrieve everything - then you got famous - and your old landlord recognized you and decided to get paid over the "tape he or she found" out of innocence. Any other scenario is hogwash and you deserve the embarrassment.