A Few Thingz From The Streetz

Ahhh, the 2008 Olympics Track & Field Division -Kitty Fix Daily

Music & Movie lovers lookin' for downloads, BJ has what you need - Hip Hop Universe 2

Day 26 FINALLY has another single out - The Red Report

Fashion Style from a black man's perspective - I Am Swaggar

Hitting Roc Bottom - The Fall of Rocafella Records - Urban Newz

We Haven't Forgotten

A.Red, I wasn't gon' mess with Frankie ( Keyshia Cole's mom ) until you brought up her tryin' to "stunt" with them J's on her feet. I'm all for a crack head cleanin' up they're game and what not, bein' happy with life, tryin' to get some "shine" or whatever it is she wanna call it

but ever since Frankie got them new teeth fastened into her head along with some new wigs, you'da assumed she think the rest of us out here in the real world done forgot she's REALLY workin' with just a pair of gums with her real hair lookin' like a dirty sponge. Fast forward the video below to 5:10 for confirmation

HellBoy & Fam

Like THAT?

I didn't know Hellboy actor Ron Perlman preferred his coffee black. Here's a pic courtesy of my homie B.Nak taken at the Hellboy II premiere this passed Saturday in LA.

That's his wife Opal and their kids Blake,24 and Brandon, 18.

There's absolutely NO denyin' that Brandon is definately his but i'm mad at his hair. I'll never understand the need to walk around lookin' like a used feather duster.

Besides that, Ron looks JUST like his charecter without makeup

I'm Not Drinkin' That

Turn the can side ways and see why. SMH. Come on now. Who's marketing this?

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Weekend Weddings

By now you probably already heard Reuben Studdard stepped over the broom with his girlfriend, Surata Zuri McCants over the weekend.

Note to Reuben: Call me when you have to explain to your first child about who the man in the red hat is ( Nelly ) in the picture below and how him and your wife go WAAAAY back.

moving on.....

Also off the black market, is actress Joy Bryant, who's been engaged for the last 8 months to her stunt man beau, Dave Pope. They got married in the Hamptons on Saturday

I Know He Sweats Molassas

I jus' feel sorry for the person who had to work around rapper Rick Ross's mammary glands in order to get these tattoos done. He's disgusting. Molassas probably oozes from his pores.

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Throwbacks - TROOP

Big shout out to Carol! You've officially taken back :)

Troop - All I Do Is Think Of You

This song solidified my crush on Allen ( singing lead on this one )

Troop - I'm Not Soupped


I'm mad at Rodney's twist curl layin' on the right side of his forehead. And yes he did twist his neck like a girl and I don't know WHAT John John ( in the green vest ) thought HE was doin' but you know this song makes you wanna do the "Rodger Rabbit". I STILL love it.

Troop - Sweet November ( for myself )

This video was the first time Steve's arched eyebrows & eyeliner didn't bother me. Damn this is a breath of fresh air! Nobody's dry humpin' nobody.....jus'......pure r & b. I've always been disappointed that this version of this song wasn't on the Deepa album.

Got Them Doggs "Fixed", Hunh?

I don't think so

Lolo didn't you tell me O-phree ( Oprah ) got them damn dogs of hers fixed a while back?

.....the hellz goin' on?

I know that bunion and ash didn't grow back. Here she go, walkin' around on CONCRETE of all places at Nelson Mandela's party....I guess she thought the skirt was long enough to hide the "situation"

WRONG

Doing the cabbage patch, then pointing at FRESH

Good lookin' on the pic!

America's Best Dance Crew, Ep 2: Who Went Home?

So if you missed the show last night, here are your highlights. Last night's episode was the "Video Star Challenge" - you remember, like they did last year when the crews had to redo popular dance videos. Everybody for the most part did ok, but in the end, much to MY surprise, the bottom 2 ended up bein' the Boogie Bots & the girls from Sass X 7.

*wipes brow*

Fortunately, Boogie Bots weren't eliminated and instead, the girls from Sass X 7 had to "walk it out" at the end after performing Britney Spears' "I'll Slave 4 U".

So here's the recap of who did what:

So Real Cru did Usher's "Love in the Club" -

They remind me of last seasons Kabba Modern so much. I've grown tired of the hand flares.

Phresh Select did Chris Brown's "Gimme That"

These boys rocked. No lie. Tall cuzz in the middle did his thing as CB even though Shane told them to "get harder" - *side eye*. Loved the look.

Supreme Soul did Omarion's "Touch"

They did ok, I suppose. Lil' Mama and her ugly ass told them they "got crazy" 5 times. Made me wanna smash my tv set. Shane, in his usual lingo told them they "ripped the show" - after last week callin' them WHACK. Go figure.

Fanny Pak did Gwen Stefani's "Wind it up"

They come out lookin' like Children of the Damned and what not....but i suppose they DID do pretty good. They lost them damn fanny packs for a change, which was good.

Super Crew did Chris Brown's "Run It"

They were flawless as usual.

Asiid did Ciara's "Like a Boy"

And they SMASHED it as Shane would say. By far, the best performance of the night for me. It never ceases to amaze me though at how Shane highlights the GAYEST activity durin' a dance. When Asiid grabbed fists fulls of their crotch area, Shane requested an instant replay and all but salivated, said it was hella sexy. Um....the problem with that.....is that as you can see there's GUYS in the group too! *frowns at Shane*

Extreme Dance Force did Mario's "Let me love you"

Whack. I'm ready for them to go home. Song was too slow. I yawned.

Boogie Bots did B2K's "Bump Bump Bump"

By far, the second best performance for me, of the night. There's nothin' more attractive than a dude dancin', especially when he CAN.

In a nut shell, you know, they entertained me. I'll be back next week to recap next weeks episode. I just have 4 small requests for the judges and Mario Lopez before I go though:

Lil' Mama: Stop sayin' "Y'ALL" a thousand times

Shane: Stop lusting after the male dancers and quit droppin' choreographer names

J.C.: Go study hip hop dance....'cause you shouldn't be there if you don't understand certain moves.

& Mario...........

Just stop, period.

Dialing Maury

(Orlando Jones) ( Solange )

I'm jus' sayin'..............

( shout out to J! )

Age Weight

20 + years ago, I had a crush on Run from Run DMC. Oh how I remembered him in "Krush Groove"

*swoons*

*pauses*

No one coulda told me he was gon' end up lookin' like a bean bag chair with a head propped up on a table by the year 2008

Word to Razzi for the pic!

Why Leave A Group....Just to Form Another Group?

That's my question to Lil' G ( formerly of 90's group Silk ), Marc Nelson & Tony Grant ( formerly of 90'S group Az Yet ) & Terrell Phillips ( Formerly of 90's group Blackstreet )

Each of you left your groups to go do your own thing and after you tried to go Solo by yourselves, it didn't "take" so to speak

so WHHHHHHHY would you leave your already successful groups jus' to do THIS:

form a SUPER GROUP called "Blayse"???

I am SO mad.

I was devastated when Lil' G left Silk to pursue acting - but I gave him a pass. Even though that meant I wasn't gon' be able to hear him scream "Noooooooo!!!!" anymore.

Wasn't too thrilled when Marc Nelson started "feelin' himself" after "Last Night" & "So hard to say I'm sorry" blew up and he decided he didn't need the group nomore. He pacified me with that duet he did with Beyonce on the Best Man soundtrack, "When All Is Said & Done".

FINALLY started diggin' Blackstreet's new line up when they added Terrell Phillips to the group after Dave Hollister took off - especially once he serenaded me on the songs "Drama" & "Rush" on the "Finally" album.

but this.....smh

this is unexceptable

they shoulda took a vote first

why do they never ask the fans before they go MESSIN' everything up?

Did You Know?

Steve Russell from the 80's group, TROOP

wrote Chris Brown's current single "Take You Down"?

While I vowed not to post about the horrendous BET AWARDS, while we're ON the subject of Chris Brown.......

Him and Ciara.....unh unh. Who the f*** choreographed that? Who came up with the bright idea for her to stimulate the "air straddle"???

Gone are the days when "I love your smile" - Shanice Wilson

& "Nite and Day" - Al B. Sure was the type of themes in adolescent r&b. Now we have 18 year olds doin' this on stage and rappin' about supermanning hoes. SMH.

For more updates on what the rest of the guys from TROOP are doing now, click here.

Excessive Tattoos

Ridiculous

Especially Wayne & Baby. If I cross my eyes while lookin' at them standin' there together, they look like material for some gaudy designer bag or luggage. Tyson Bedford's arms and legs are distracting and both Lil Mo & Jackie O's tattoos will forever keep them in a class behind the rest.

Jus' lookin' at this crap gives me a headache.

This Is What Hemmed Up Looks Like

I don't know WHAT young Henry ( Seal & Heidi Klum's son ) did to get hemmed up in public like this:

but I couldn't hep but laugh at his expression. I know, I know, I being mean but yo,

the back of his collar bein' pulled back like that let's me know his mom means business for WHATEVER it was he did.

He went from this:

to this:

and apparently 'ole girl in the background is enjoyin' every minute of the show.

He is REALLY tryin' to plead his case. He's probably upset because he read what i keep sayin' about his hair and he knows it's his mom's fault.

( Big ups to B.Nak )

Trey Songz Ditches the Braids

I say again, Omarion & Lloyd.....all eyez are on YOU.

Shout out to Stylerazzi

Need A Laugh?

Some dude named God Lucky Howard was arrested near a Church in Tampa, FL for allegedly coke.

Yeah, you read that right. First name God.

"God tried to sell coke to two undercover cops. They searched his ride and found 22 grams of coke and a scale. He was charged with selling coke and also charged with trying to sell it within 1,000 feet of a holy place."

Michael K said it best as he made me all but SPIT OUT MY DAMN COFFEE when he came with:

He could easily tell a crackhead, "God wants you to buy this" and he wouldn't be lying.

It's times like this that that rumor about "regulating birth names given by some black mothers" doesn't sound too bad right now.

'Cause I'm Tired of Seein' Nothin' But Female Eye Candy In Videos

Da Brat may be a butch but she had the right idea when she did this video

Don't You Get TIRED of This!?

Remember when Steel told Bishop that in JUICE right before he was shot by him? That's exactly what I wanna ask DMX. I would be so f**kin' tired of bein' put in handcuffs and stuffed in back of a squad car.

Apparently, he's not.

Shout to my boy L for the tip that this nig' has once again been detained by the police for not havin' a valid license in Miami.The Miami Herald says police arrested DMX yesterday (June 23). DMX was being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on Monday afternoon. His bond is set at $500.

You know what? If his wife beater wasn't so sparkling clean I would have definately mistook him for one of them inner city crackheads that you might catch crossin' the street diagnally despite traffic comin' at 5:30 in the mornin', on a trek to look for their next fix. No lie, I've seen that before - but that was only because I was drivin' thru Compton one time on the way to work 'cause the freeway was too crowded. I thought that kinda stuff only happened in movies. I was wrong.

New Edition Gets Golden Note Award

New Edition

received a Golden Note Award at the 2008 ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Awards last night.

That's cool and everything but i'm still waitin' on that movie. They jus' better make sure it's "Five Heartbeats" & "Temptations" esque 'cause they got their very OWN Eddie Kane Jr. & David Ruffin in Bobby alone. I hope to God they recreate that fiasco that happened one time in concert when Bobby threw a mic stand at Biv and they actually got into a fist fight on stage. Biggest fan right here!

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