Saturday, June 20, 2009

This Ain't About What He Did

I could care less about that.
I'm still tryin' to figure out why his picture was sitting in Google Images under the phrase "large black man"( although he is ) when this is, I believe, a mug shot.
I'm also tryin' to figure out why he got his shirt off but he's still sweating like he been runnin' thru Miss Johnson's sprinklers that come on at night time.
What is it about the neck region that makes the skin considerably darker than the rest of the body? Especially on large people?
Neck lookin like he been layin' extra close to an exhaust tank of a big rig.
His nappy boobage area just made me shake my head. Looks like elephant hide.
And then there were the braids....
He made sure he was gon' get them long beautiful tresses of his done before he went out and broke the law some kinda way, hunh? Probably checked every angle with that hand held mirror too. He got that look on his face that says "just don't tell my grandmomma".
ROFLMAO!
Your people, I swear.

15 comments:

Jillian said...

ok...1...what you doing google-ing "large black man"?

2...i would assume darker from the friction....you know excess skin rubbing together....?

3....you know you so wrong lol

Sane said...

Nah see, I wasn't LOOKIN' for no "large black man" LMAO!!! I was lookin' for something else and my security settings were ON, lol. I was looking for something totally different and I saw his picture and stopped and did a double take, clicked it and when I was about to save it, it read "large black man".
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO! (dead @ my own explaination)

Phroze said...

lol exactly what i was thinking jillian.. sane we dont believe you, need more people

Sane said...

LOL, shut up Phroze. Why I can't tell y'all the truth without being judged? lol.

Phroze said...

telling the truth doesn't work when suspect activity took place, it's just another excuse

Sane said...

Hhahahaah. Whatever! Forget it then! Don't make me tell the world what you're known to have on YOUR hard drive.

Phroze said...

only thing i have on my hard drive are windows files

E-V-E said...

--CTFU!

He looks hungry!

LOL

Sane said...

Windows files *scoffs* yeah right. Stop lyin' to the people.

Hungry @ Eve? He look like he ain't missed a meal in YEARS. lmao!

Nikki said...

I believe this is a that ex-wrestler named "Mark Henry"...hmmm how ironic.

Phroze said...

sane stop trying to get me in trouble with your false accusations...go eat some churros with a glass of warm milk child

Sane said...

That actually sounds a bit good right now.

Anonymous said...

The darkness on the neck is called "acanthosis nigricans"... it is a sign of insulin resistance and high insulin levels. This also causes obesiy.

High insulin levels make skin on the neck darker. High insulin levels also make you really fat.

Thin people won't have it as often because being thin generally means you don't have high insulin levels.

Pictures:
http://images.google.com/images?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS274&=&q=acanthosis&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Sane said...

Wowwwwwwwwwww @ Anon. I never knew that, thanks for the info and link. I see that mess all the time but I thought it was because of extra skin. Interesting.

psy said...

What's the scientific term for the "just don't tell my grandmama" look?

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