Filmed, Uploaded....Now Raked Over The Coals

Checkin' the inbox, as soon as I saw Eve's name, I knew I was about to lose my soul over some bull that I was about to view and sure enough....

You know what? As soon as the baby was placed down on that......FILTHY couch so that yo' girl could really, really start cookin', I immediately started to take mental notes. This was supposed to be about the biggest of the jabronies in the background givin' that "un-loved" love seat a run for it's money, tryin' to get her thirsty behind up in an attempt to "join in the festivities"......but the entire cast in this production each add to the embarrassment that I have in my heart right now. Instead of stompin' around that unkempt cubby hole, like they crushin' grapes, somebody coulda spent a little time on the baby's head. Crap looked like a chopped up paint sponge. How on earth he ( or she ) stayed sleep thru all that racket, is anyone's guess. The soda bottle on the ground next to the couch gets a side eye too, as do the heep of dingy laundry posted up in the other corner on the chair. Now as for the biggest of the big girls....*sigh*......2 skips and she was done. She knew those bags of weights she calls legs weren't about to budge or bend, let alone lift all that meat ( sans potatoes ) up off the ground for NO amount of time. The room, I'm sure was already smellin' like baked beans and foot funk, then her big ass gon' have the nerve to get up and try to shake a tail feather too. Get your family. It's stuff like this that makes US lose points.