Here's a topic for discussion i'd like to run by y'all.....
I messed around and sent my buddy
Mike Zen some pictures of some "less than stellar" lookin' chicks that could easily be classified as "Booga Wolves" and he let me know in so many words......to keep those things outta his message box 'cause they failed to make him all warm and fuzzy and what not. I guestioned his disdain for the wolves and this lead to a conversation where we basically talked about the need to be cautious when choosin' who you fena mix genes with. Seems like whenever you see somebody that's "hard on the eyes", you jus' assume that that person came from 2 people who were equally jus' as hard on the eyes, but it's a trip how sometimes that's not always the case.
True story....
I grew up familiar with this couple that lived around the way, right? Beautiful! I mean, they were gorgeous! He had all the women on his jock and she had all the brothas on hers. Kinda put you in the mind of actors Phillip Michael Thomas and Jane Kennedy from back in the day....

You'd think anything that came outta their reproduction woulda been top knotch....100%......grade A......right?
Naaaaahhhhhh, homie.
They ended up havin' a daughter. You know what she looked like?......

That's on my mama. I'm sorry in advance but she was slower than a snail in a snow storm. I tried to be nice to her one day and asked her what her favorite color was and she told me "nine". Maybe she didn't hear me, I don't know. *looks away*. Somebody else tried to see if she knew her own name by actually giving her a hint to what it was....you know, to make it easy for her. "Tawny, what's your name?".......she answered "Deeeeee"
Now, I said all that to say this.....there has to be reason 2 beauties rarely produce another beauty. I guess all the "fine-ness" goes into overload and starts warpin' sh**, but whatever the case, I think it sucks. If you know somebody that's an exception to this rule, drop a line, let's rap about it.
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this child looks like one of those warped M&M's i find in the bottom of the bag (prays to kang jesus and sits down)
ROFLMAO!!! I know what kinda warped m&m you're talkin' about. OMG, my mouth dropped open with laughter as soon as I read that. You are SO mean @ Sid. LOL!
thanks sane it should be a crime to be this bad.....lmao!
I know, right? But that's alright though. Your meanness is legit. LOL!
very legit lol
OMG! OMG! I was already bustin' a gut thinking about this little girl looking up at you sayin' niiiine sounding like an escapee from the short school bus... Then this cat says WARPED M&M?! ROFLLMBAO!!!! I am THROUGH! LOL!
It's so friggin' hard to type right now it's not even funny. Sane, please...PLEASE! Take yo' sh!t on the road and let me be yo' manager. We'll make a killin'!!!
Lumber jack Miiiiiiiike :D. Hey, I can't help it. My rhetoric is only as funny as the people I converse with. LOL.
I fully believe that the opposite theory holds true as well - 2 fugly people make a fine looking babay. I think it's science - all them nice recessive genes gang up together and BOOM BOOM POW - little Achilles or Tayakish'a is Gerber material
LMAO @ Little Achilles and Tayakish'a - why did I have to scroll up and recheck the spelling of that crap before I replied? LOLOLOL!
sometimes the good looks skip a generation or it's a life test for the parents who were blessed with the good looks.
Dead @ "life's test". Dang, that's kinda awful. Talk about a crap shoot with odds like that. lol!
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