She asked for this the minute she stepped out the house.....
Got the nerve to be stuffin' them hamhocks into a pair of skinny jeans, knowin' DAMN well there's friction between her thighs over there about to start a fire.What the hell is so wrong with wearin' clothes that FIT YOU, especially if you can afford it now!?
If your toes look like scuffed up busted hotlinks
then, damnit, STAY OUT THE OPEN TOE SHOES! Why abuse the designers creation all 'cause you gotta get the sides taken out 10 centimeters jus' so that your HOOF can slide into that b*tch. Awful! And for that sweaty face problem, one MIGHT wanna try a non-failing foundation like Colorstay instead of takin' a chance with some other high priced, non matchin' batch of bull that makes you look more like you been soakin' your face in oil sheen, bacon grease and hair gel.
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*****I WANNA KNOW HOW THE PLACE WHERE HER ARCH SUPPOSED TO BE IS COMPLETELY GONE. I MEAN NOT EVEN FLAT FOOT BUT EXTRA PIECE OF MEAT THERE AND ITS MAKING HER SHOE BULGE ON THE SIDE. PO THANG*****
this is just torutre for that shoe lookin like yeast after you put it in the oven and shit baked bread my ass! lol
ROFLMAO at BOTH of y'all. That arch part, or lack there of urks the hell outta me. Niggas get ONE good check and then think the green light is on to wear and DO anything. SMH.
In the words of Madea "Them lil' piggys is screamin!"
You know I'm running from this one.....LOL
I'm not saying ish' - we all know this chick can run in those shoes she inherited from Star Jones.
CTFU!
...hi SANE!
I stumbled upon this blog, and OMG I have never laughed so hard in my LIFE. I LOVE IT!!!!
@Gabby (whateva her real name is) Really? You just MURDERED the concept of skinny jeans.AND THEM SHOES!? That's a scandal and a shame. I never felt the need to protest on behalf of nobody's FEET but damn. She should be charged with assault and battery for the way them dogs look. I'm done.
Peace and Blessings.
E.V.EEEEEE!! Hey friend in the head! Girl, GET Gaberay or however you spell her name before I wind up goin' in on her big ass again.
Drea! Welcome to the 'hood. Always good to see a new face around here. I must apologize for the virtual cobwebs on this place but real life kinda wins priority sometimes. Hope to see you back! :)
LMAOOO ohhhh Precious!
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