Yeah, That'll Work

The scotch tape is the TRUTH. Ain't nobody fena cypher no gas from this mug, that owner made SURE of that. Gives me an idea of what I can do with Ciara's last CD. Shut up, yeah I said CD. Aye, my momma nem didn't exactly get rid of all their 8-tracks when them sh*ts went outta style neither.....and I'll be the first to admit that I had a bag FULL of tapes jus' chillin' in the back of my closet that I had a hard time lettin' go after then invention of CD's came into play. Nigga, I didn't get rid of that sh*t until we was movin' and I wasn't tryna find no new storage area for that crap.

Leather Covered Baseballs

Now her crew knew she looked like caramel leather with that damn tan and baggy skin. Will somebody tell her that her chesticles are NOT inviting? She need to get her money back, foreal. Not only that but she could stand to use a one piece bathing suit and a serong. Out on the beach, posin' and showin' her "bads" ( not "goods" ) like it's alright.
You guys are so mean.
Thanks Jes'Me!

Nah, I Had A Baby........5 Years Ago

Prime example of tryna be "cute" though yo' body looks like a glob of Double Dare goo.

How hard is it to shop for gear that's in your size? Maybe if you did that, wouldn't nobody be snappin' anonymous pictures of your ass in WALMART ( check the watermark ), stuffed inside clothes 4 sizes smaller than what you SHOULD be wearin'. If baby weight is to blame then so be it, 'cause I know everybody ain't tryna be doin' crunches like it's part of they religion but let's be real with this......smaller clothes only accentuate the problem. This is muffin top times 10. Don't be scared to put on a sweat shirt PULL-OVER. It jus' might save yo' ass from winding up online.

Thanks Sid!

Awful

Oh my God!

DAMAGED!

DRY!!

BALD!!!
Unless the beautician who took this picture was about to wave a magic wand over this lady's head and make a miracle outta what he or she had to work with, this picture shoulda NEVER made its way on the internet. I swear, it's things like this that make me feel like mother nature be smokin' the HELL outta SOME kinda herb when certain traits are handin' out in men and women, 'cause if any of y'all are still keepin' up with Real Chance of Love over on VH-1, then you know Real's hair is still killin' hoes....

My expression was the same when I saw that woman's hair at the top.

Tryna Hide All That With That Coat

When I first saw this picture, I was fine, until I looked down and caught sight of the DISTRACTION that is the couple in the front

Don't know who I'm talkin' about? Lemme help you:

Yeah, I sure damn did blow that sh*t up. First thing outta my mouth was "unh unh". I know love is love or whatever but come the hell on right quick. This ain't even about that. I mean, I get that dawg was tryna worry about his "situation" by drapin' that "First Down" over all that mess that he calls a body but.......um.........he need a whole lot more than that. If he was gon' do it, then he gotta do it right and by that I mean......you gotta invest in a Snuggie or somethin'

That's WAAAAAY more sufficient that that damn coat. Now all 'cause of his negligence, EVE done went and found his ass and told me about him......and it all had to come down to this. SMH.

Get Outta The Way!

I'm not gon' even front, I will "wolf" in a heart beat.......with the windows rolled up - when I'm on the road and I'm stuck in unnecessary traffic. I literally go thru this crap EVERY DAY out here in California. Seem like since school started back, all hell done broke loose on the freeway and main streets and you know what? I don't have a problem with other people sharin' the road but the least you can do is drive like you got somewhere to be......'cause I got somewhere to be. Pisses me off when somebody KNEW they needed to get over into the next lane but then wait 'til the last minute to do that sh*t and then hesitate to do the damn thing like this they first time jumpin' double dutch.

Get cho' ass over!!! Oh my God. Why is it that the cops ain't NEVER around to see that broad who's steady ON HER CELL PHONE, enjoyin' her conversation and holdin' up traffic with her brake lights comin' off and on!? See, like I said.....instead of playin' with my freedom, gettin' out the car and goin' here with it....

I'm the one callin' you everything but the child of God......with the windows rolled up. This broad cut me off today and damn near made me hit a construction cone, all cause her ass was in the wrong lane and needed to hurry up and turn or miss that sh*t. I was already in the turning lane, obeying the law, but all 'cause of her frosty ass, I got stuck at the light and almost hurt my car tryin' to avoid a collision! Yeah, I honked! Her ass still made the turn and vehicular-punked me. Hell, if it ain't situations like that, then I got the ignoramouses that TURN into on-coming traffic and decide to drive at a pace of 2 miles per hour in a 40 mile zone, brakin' for ants in the street, and see, since i'm not tryna get in no fight in the middle of the street, gettin' my knees and elbows scuffed up and my hair pulled outta place in front of some guy that look good, what I COULD use is one of these and jus' call it a damn day.

but since I don't have one, I find myself doin' THIS sh*t like the little car on the left, on a regular basis around here:

and I've had it!

When The Hot Water Ain't Workin'....

You gotta do what you gotta do....

Improvise.

Aye, you gotta give 'em a B- for effort though. I mean, I ain't never heard of those brands of cleaner posted up on the sink but a clean "attempt" is a clean "attempt"........even though that big 'ole area of wall mold completely cancels out the whole thing. SEOD @ the land-lord. You know his or her ass expects the FULL rent when their tenants gotta go thru these lengths jus' to get some hot water.

Eve, quit takin' pictures of your inventions. LOL! ( i'm jus' playin')

Thanks for the pic!

All That, Just To Get Slapped Down.....Cold

Nigga sellin' wolf-tickets at $50 bucks a pop. Gettin' his shirt all pulled like he's Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania IV only to wind up makin' friends with the cold, hard pavement. LOL!

I guess the loud talkin' defense mechanism didn't work that time.

Free Post

This is why you don't never need to be standin' near nobody that can't be still....

U jus' never know.

He Makes A Valid Point

This was my first introduction to Dark Hater, thanks to my girl Jes'Me, and after seein' the older triflin' videos of Maia Campbell available online along with the most recent joint everybody's still talkin' about, dawg makes a strong point as to what and who's played a major factor in this chick's free-fall. As much as she's responsible for her own decisions, the trend of the company kept around her ain't helpin' jack. As always, y'all ain't gotta be politically correct around here so if you've seen the vid's in question, have yet to comment any where else about it and still have an opinion, let'er rip, 'cause I'm curious to know what you think.

Why Does It Have To Come To This?

Ya know, maybe if it wasn't for all'a this...

and THIS:

Situations like way up top wouldn't be so severe. How many times have we seen this? Sistas, you GOTTA stop pullin' them chillunz hair so tight. Loosen up them braids and pony tails some. Don't nobody wanna go to sleep with a traction head-ache and by the time they're old enough to do they own hair, end up walkin' around with a run-way on both sides of their head. Lace-fronts aside, that is NOT a good look.

An Oldie But A Damn Good, Goodie

Sidney, this is for you.

And you know what? As old as this video is, I swear, I laugh until my forehead sweats EVERY time I see it. The ineffectiveness of the "husband's" swinging is enough to make me have a good old fashioned belly laugh. I'd hate to think this was a fight about the dishes bein' left in the sink....or a "swallow" of orange juice left in the container ( what up Della Reese! - Harlem Knights ). The level in which she handles him, he can forget his man-hood being existant. Bein' drug thru the street like that by his shirt. LMAO! Didn't she tie him up with the phone cord in the extended version of this joint? That damn cop rollin' by like a brawl at that address is "routine". Ri-damn-diculous. What are we? 16 years later? I hope they not still together.